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June, 2004

Vol.5. NO.6.......................................................Pages 6 and 7

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Kids

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?” The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.” The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze.” The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?” The first kid says, “A circumcision.” The second kid replies, “Whoa, Good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born. Couldn’t walk for a year.”
 

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based on Montessori principles, has a unique program of:

  • academic excellence through applied learning in math, science, humanities and the arts

  • practical life skills to develop self-esteem, character, competence and self-discipline

  • a safe and trusting community

  • small classes and individualized instruction

  • supportive adults as guides and mentors, apprenticeships, volunteering and travel

  • 10acre campus that includes gardens, ponds, workshop, animal habitats

Information/Registration: Patricia Pantano (505) 747-9717
Camino de Paz does not discriminate on the basis on race, sex, ethnicity, or national origin.

  

 

Good News and Bad News

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. “I have good news and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.” “That’s wonderful,” the artist exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?” “He was your doctor.”

 

 
 

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June 22, 2004

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Inside This Issue
 

A Dads Poem ............... 15

And The Gas Tank is
Where?.....................14

Books Reviews ..............15

"Check this Out" .........10

Children's Science
Exam Answer ............9

Earth Friendly
Labeling Lies..........  11

Enough is Too Much
Already.................... 11

Good News and Bad
News ........................ 7

I'm a Rabbit.................. 3

Kids............................. 7

Monsanto Resumes
Bullying Genetically
Engineered Wheat..... 8

Movie Making in NM .... 8

North Central NM
Events ..................... 3

Osama's Secret Agent
in America ..............12

Per Licenses Require.....11

Points Plus Change ...... 2

Political Pigs................. 5

Pumice House .............. 1

Roses Are Red............. 12

Springsteen ................. 9

Stranded ................... 14

Thinking About
Thinking ..................1

Tram Techniques Crash
Course ..................  10

"Tripod" .................... 3

Udall Announces
Summer 2004 Interns.9

US Is Bigger Threat
than Terror .............10

We Are More Blessed
Than We Know ......13

 

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